Why I love my job:

1. I can take a nap and not get fired!
2. I can take lunch anytime I want to (and not get fired.)
3. I am my own boss (I guess)
4. I don’t have to listen to office gossip (well, maybe “He stole my candy bar!” or “The dog ate my Legos” but not sure if that counts…)
5. I don’t get in any office dramas other than “Who left the toilet seat up!” and “Where are my socks!”
6. I work with only those I love.
7. Pets are accepted (welcomed.)
8. I don’t have to wear panty-hose or heels.
9. I don’t have to wear dressy clothes.
10. I love the unexpected and I sure get a lot of that.  I never know what is going to happen today!

Seriously? Would you look this calm?  And in panty-hose and heels too…