I have been a parent for 13 years. 
So far we’ve had 3 broken bones, several bad ow-ies, but no stitches (amongst my three kids.) 
I can’t claim that anymore….

Jac’s “after” pic      

Youngest kiddo had a run-in at school with a door frame…

Three stitches total!

He didn’t cry or flinch during the whole ordeal.  What a tough cookie.  He said that now he looks like Frankenstein in time for Halloween.